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Still crazy after all these years
I don't know, I don't care, and it doesn't make any difference
Heaven doesn't want me and hell is afraid I'mm gonna take over
Experience is what you get when you didn't get what you wanted
Now that I've memorized all the answers, someone changed all the questions
It's hard to be humble when you're perfect in every way
The more I know, the less I want to know
I do it any damb way I please
Excuse me there is no light in the men's room...
People who think thay know everthing realy bother those of us who do!
WET PAINT (this is not an instruction or command)
If your Monthly lucky number was... 124527646422523876.324124, you win $1000
I'm trying to think But nothings happening.
When all you have is a hammer Everything looks like a nail.
Pluck up your courage things will only get worse.
As of next week passwords will be entered in morse code.
HELLO, everybody, I'm a HUMAN!!
I have not yet begun to quote!
Can i help you officer?
I'm sorry. You probably thought I was interested.
Speak softly and own a big, mean Doberman!
Home is.... where you can scratch when it itches.
1/3 of life is wasted staying awake!!
"This is this" -- The Deer Hunter
"I am everywhere...." Yet no where at once.
"When you point to moon.... do you look at finger???" -- Bruce Lee.
The First Casualty of War is the Truth.
Injustice ANYWHERE Threatens Justice EVERYWHERE!!!
"No matter where you go, there you are!" -- Buckaroo Bonzai
The greatest obstacle to discovery is not ignorance it is the illusion of know
Here I am at the flea market but nobody is buying my urine sample bottles..
To be or not to be !?! What kind of quote is that!!!
"Be excellent to each other!" -- Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure
Do I have a lifestyle yet?
A friend of mine.... just got a job as a lifeguard in a car wash.
I think you ought to know I'm feeling very depressed.
If you want something done.... do it yourself!
Don't be humble, you're not that great
It's never to late to have a happy childhood
Never assume anything
Earth is the insane asylum of the universe
Love your enemies, It'll drive 'em crazy
I refuse to have a battle of wits with an unarmmed person
Sorry but my karma just ran over your dogma
If I follow you home will you keep me?